The Best Mermaid Jokes in the Seven Seas

What do you call a mermaid who can’t sleep?

A FIN-somniac.

Why wouldn’t the crab share it toys?

Because it was too shellfish.

Why did the mermaid cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide.

What do mermaids shout at birthday parties?

SEA-PRISE!

Why did the mermaids clap at the end of the speech?

Because it was FIN-spirational.

What did the mermaid call the blue whale?

Mer-normous!

Who solves crimes in the ocean?

A FIN-vestigator.

This is Bob. Bob is a jellyfish.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Well, it’s not Bob.

Why was the mermaid late for merschool?

She was taking a shellfie.

Why are mermaids good at singing?

They know all the SCALES.

Why do mermaid never catch colds?

Because they get plenty of vitamin sea.